一男一女开房的故事

上班76公车上,人满为患. 紧贴车门的一男一女,男的戴副眼镜,拎个皮包,一脸隈琐,女的标准OL的样子.两人肆无忌惮地谈话: 男: 今晚你老公不在家吧? (周围一下安静许多...) <img class="Smile" title="32" height="24" alt="32" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/32.gif" width="24" /> 女: 嗯,他这礼拜都在外地. <img class="Smile" title="42" height="24" alt="42" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/42.gif" width="24" /> 男: 那今晚可以耍了? (隔壁的大伯扭头过来看..) <img class="Smile" title="0" height="24" alt="0" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/0.gif" width="24" /> 女: 你想咋个耍嘛? (隔壁的阿姨也扭头过来..) <img class="Smile" title="12" height="24" alt="12" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/12.gif" width="24" /> 男: 老样子撒,我开房间 (隔壁的中学生也扭头过来...) <img class="Smile" title="2" height="24" alt="2" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/2.gif" width="24" /> 女: 切,你开房我才不来呢,要么我开 (众人大跌眼镜...) <img class="Smile" title="21" height="24" alt="21" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/21.gif" width="24" /> 男: 好撒,你开,我进来整死你 (周围群众倒吸一口凉气...) <img class="Smile" title="16" height="24" alt="16" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/16.gif" width="24" /> 女: 以为我好欺负说,不晓得哪个弄哪个,吃不消不要求饶 (群众眼里散发着BS的光芒) <img class="Smile" title="47" height="24" alt="47" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/47.gif" width="24" /> 男: 你再凶我也只能陪你1个钟头,晚上我还要陪我女朋友 (车厢里有杀气...) <img class="Smile" title="43" height="24" alt="43" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/43.gif" width="24" /> 女: 喊她一起来耍撒 (Faint...) <img class="Smile" title="10" height="24" alt="10" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/10.gif" width="24" /> 男: 她只会斗地主,不会打麻将.... (全部暴走）<img class="Smile" title="13" height="24" alt="13" src="/include/editor/editor/images/smiles/13.gif" width="24" />每日一句英语: Energy and persistence conquer all things. 能量加毅力可以征服一切。